I've started to think that maybe I wouldn't mind passing my demented genius on to some small thing who can set fire and breathe profanity.

If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

I traveled into the future to get back in time.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

I believe in dreams. I believe that every night on the planet everything that is, was and can be is dreamt. I believe that what happens in dreams is no different no less important than what happens in the waking world. I believe that dreams are the closest equvalent present-day mankind has to trime travel.