When you get to heaven, you will wish you were in hell.

We are our own wicked gods with little 'g's' and big dicks, sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore.

But what's real? You can't find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know that everything's a lie, you can't hurt yourself.

I like Kylie Minogue sometimes - I like a lot of unusual stuff... I don't know - I like Justin Timberlake over Lady GaGa, just musically.

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.