I was never happy as a child, so it wasn't something I took for granted.i did'nt grow up as an average, american child. An average child grows up with an expectation of being happy.

In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty.

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?

Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.

Sisters make the best friends in the world.

I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It just seems the opposite of love.