Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I've always felt those articles somehow reveal more about the writers than they do about me.

I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.

I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.

Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?