When you're a failure in Hollywood, that's like starving to death outside a banquet hall, with smells of filet mignon driving you crazy.

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one...

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

Nearly everyone I knew talked to me about God. They always warned me not to offend Him.

I could have loved you once And said it But then you went away And when you came back Love was a forgotten word, Remember?