Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.
I have never been able to wear pajamas or creepy nightgowns; they disturb my sleep.
Just because you fail once doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything.
I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.
I just got to feel that whoever I marry has some real regard for me.