Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at home.

Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

The chief drawback with men is that they are too talkative.