I'm thirty-six years old. I'm just getting started!

Girdles and wire stays should have never been invented. No man wants to hug a padded bird cage.

Do people ever get over being shy? I think it’s with you for life-like the color of your eyes.

Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, 'Oh, it's a girl. She's got blond hair and she's not out of shape,' and then they say, 'Gosh, it's Marilyn Monroe!'

When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.