The worst thing that happens to people when they dress up and go to a party is that they leave their real selves at home.

Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?

I know I will never be happy, but I know I can be gay!

I believe in everything - a little bit.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

My work is the only ground I've ever had to stand on.

When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.