What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?

There isn't anybody that looks like me without clothes on.

I think I have always had a little humor.

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.

When I was 11, the whole world was closed to me. I just felt I was on the outside of the world.

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

Do not worry, and worry.