I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, 'Oh, it's a girl. She's got blond hair and she's not out of shape,' and then they say, 'Gosh, it's Marilyn Monroe!'

They will only care when you're gone.

I read poetry to save time.

A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

The one thing a person wants in life is usually something basic that money can't buy.