Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
It is wonderful to have someone praise you, to be desired.
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.