When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.

Enjoy the fact that you're a woman and men will enjoy it too.

The outside world wants me to have glamour; my fans want me glamorous. I won't let them down.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

I don't consider myself an intellectual. And this is not one of my aims. But I admire intellectual people.

Remember now, Cheers, no tears.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.