A girl does not need anyone who does not need her.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable people all eager to help each other and do good to each other. I'll tell her there are honor and goodness in the world, the same as there are diamonds and radium.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots

Everyones childhood plays itself out. No wonder no one knows the other or can completely understand.

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am pretty, but not beautiful. I have friends, but I am not the peacemaker.