If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
You're the beautiful one. It's society that's ugly.
Just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them.
I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.
The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.
Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.