Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

The thing I want more than anything else? I want to have children. I used to feel for every child I had, I would adopt another.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

Most people in the world are Christ lovers. And then there are Christ haters. But all of them are fixated on Christ, and he perpetuates for ever.

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

It's better being completely ridiculous than unbelievably boring.