A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

There was my name up in lights. I said, 'God, somebody's made a mistake.' But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, 'Remember, you're not a star.' Yet there it was up in lights.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have.