I could have loved you once And said it But then you went away And when you came back Love was a forgotten word, Remember?

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one...

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

Yes, there was something special about me, and I knew what it was. I was the kind of girl they found dead in a hall bedroom with an empty bottle of sleeping pills in her hand.

If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.

That's the story of my life; I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

If I'm a star, then the people made me a star.