A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano -- and dumb.

Men are climbing to the moon, but they don’t seem interested in the beating human heart.

That's the story of my life; I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

The chief drawback with men is that they are too talkative.

If there is only one thing in my life that I am proud of, it's that I've never been a kept woman.

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

Sometimes I feel my whole life has been one big rejection.