A smart girl leaves before she is left.
I am alone; I am always alone no matter what.
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.
It's not to much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.