Well, whatever I am, I am the blonde!
For those who are poor in happiness, each time is a first time; happiness never becomes a habit.
Most men judge your importance in their lives by how much you can hurt them.
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box.
My work is the only ground I've ever had to stand on.