Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

People always ask me if I believe diamonds are a girl's best friend. Frankly, I don't.

Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.

it is better to be happy alone than to be miserable with someone else

Naturally, there are times when every woman likes to be flattered... to feel she is the most important thing in someone's world. Only a man can paint this picture.

I learned to walk when I was ten months old and I've been walking this way ever since.

I've always felt those articles somehow reveal more about the writers than they do about me.