What's the good of drawing in the next breath if all you do is let it out and draw in another?

I lay in bed at night crying to myself. The only one who loved me and watched over me was someone I couldn't see or hear or touch.

I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.

I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.

In fact, my popularity seems almost entirely a masculine phenomenon.

This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them.