While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.

Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument.

Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

The only real meaning in life can be found in a good man. And maybe Paris. Preferably the two together.