Know how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

The 40s are when you start trading your psychological problems for physical ones.

No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task again and again until you have half a dozen things you're trying to get done, all at the same time.

Be able to meet any deadline, even if your work is done less well than it would be if you had all the time you would have preferred.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.