Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.

Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car, the others, goats. You pick a door, say #1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say #3, which has a goat. He says to you: 'Do you want to pick door #2?' Is it to your advantage to switch your choice of doors?

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.

Know what to do if you feel faint or dizzy, especially if you might fall and hit your head.

Be able to confide your innermost secrets to your mother and your innermost fears to your father.

Be able to defend your arguments in a rational way. Otherwise, all you have is an opinion.

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.