Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.

I believe that love--not imitation--is the sincerest form of flattery. Your imitator thinks that you can be duplicated; your lover knows you can't.

I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally. Instead, find out what's needed and fix it. If your girlfriend laughs at your tie, don't take it personally. Find another tie or find another girlfriend.

A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.

Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task again and again until you have half a dozen things you're trying to get done, all at the same time.