I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.

My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center. Intelligence is not trying.

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.

Be able to tell whether garments that look good on the hanger actually look good on you