There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths.

I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys that I am their friend.

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.

People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!