Nice characters are boring!
He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.
I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.
Religion was no cure for dysfunction.
How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.""Maybeyou should rupture something.""Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.
I listened to the wind bury winter; and when I tasted his grace, his grace had no name; only, night became something else in his presence, as though darkness had a soul, here, swaying to heartbeats roaring.