My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.

I like things to have rules, I like order and I like schedules.

As a father, you immediately become uncool, especially the older they get. The older you get, it's inevitable that, as cool as you think you are, you're probably just as lame in your kids' eyes.

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock.

We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we give one kid a choice of what they want to go do. We eat a lot of bad food and sleep in some interesting hotels.

I hope gay marriage will be legal in every state.

I'm doing 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter' with Katie Finneran and Jaime Pressly.