You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.
Jesus, could you please rapture the charismaniac lady who brings her tambourine to church?
Faith is not just what we believe internally. It's how we behave externally.
Fear is vision without hope.
...Seattle has unleashed this weird phenomenon on the world called the coffee shop. And the coffee shop, thanks to Starbucks, is the place where socially isolated, lonely, needy people gather together to ignore one another.
You aren't what's been done to you but what Jesus has done for you. You aren't what you do but what Jesus has done. What you do doesn't determine who you are. Rather, who you are in Christ determines what you do.