A lot of musicians are really hard to deal with. They aren't as smart as me.

I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.

I can write, boy, I can write. That's what I do. The trouble is that it's too bloody easy for people, that's why music is in the sorry state that it is. Any idiot, actors mainly, can go in there, sing a chord, bang on a machine... I'm not objecting to that but when people get at me for trying to say something in a rock 'n' roll mode it's as if I'm the freak.

A lot of musicians are really hard to deal with. They aren't as smart as me.

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they really think. Push them and push them and push them.

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.