In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

I'm always wondering: Have all these time-saving devices actually saved us any time, or have they just created a million fetishes and obsessions that keep us from the quiet half hour we should be taking to sit and do nothing every day?

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria.

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'

In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

I just give off this kind of feminine vibe which has... served me so well with women in my life.

I always believe that my greatest audience will come from 70-year-old Jewish men and Jewish women, but that's me from my experience of going to High Holiday services and being adored by the women with free candy in the back.