I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

The superhero genre speaks to a vast swath of humanity these days, and studios are in the business of constantly renewing their money-printing licenses. I sense we're nearing a saturation point with some of these icons, where it becomes more about the action figures and Happy Meals than it does the mythological heartbeat of the core ideas.