I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.

Some facts in life are immutable. One is, trust no-one who uses the word 'trope'.

I am a gay man who loves James Bond films and snooker - all kinds of working-class pursuits.

If not exactly raging against the dying of the light, I was at least a little cross with it.

All pleasure should be a little bent, don't you think?

I always wanted to do Restoration comedy. It seems like so much fun.

I prefer sneaking in the back door.