The atheist barista (who's obsessed with astrology) asked me, "So what's your sign?" I responded, "The sign of the cross." I think she spit in my coffee.

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.

We must not become so preoccupied looking for "major" miracles that we miss all the daily ones.

Teacher: "If your daughter knew her spelling words as well as her Bible stories she'd get into Harvard." Me: "I'll settle for Heaven."

Using death to defeat death... wow. No way the devil saw that one coming.

Saints didn't set out to have everyone follow them. Saints set out to follow Jesus, and others followed them in their pursuit of Him.

Married couples, may we never forget that when attacks come the grace of the sacrament is eternally stronger than we are.