Giving God permission to make you a saint will ruin your life.
It is in our darkest cultures that the greatest saints rise, stand, and lead.
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
An annoyed and joyless Christian is the devil's greatest billboard.
The amount of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions. Jesus had twelve.
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.