If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
Yeah, I actually do know where I am.
The Beatles never get old.
The past is only the future with the lights on
I just want everyone out there to know that I'm super-awesome and a great guy and really cool to talk to and that I appreciate all the support.