Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

I liked seventeen-year-old me, I was happy when I was seventeen. I was this troubled goth kid that wore eyeliner and make-up to school and listened to punk-rock music and I loved my friends and I started to make music - I like seventeen-year-old me.

You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will.

I don't really have any secret shames. If I like an artist, I like them. Nothing to feel embarrassed about.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.