Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

I just want everyone out there to know that I'm super-awesome and a great guy and really cool to talk to and that I appreciate all the support.

Vegetables....a waste of good plate space

There's no doubt that the ready availability of music online has created a thousand more opportunities than it's destroyed.

I grew up the biggest fan of the Cure. Knew every lyric, had every album, B-side, single, poster, everything. Then cut to fifteen years later, and we're working on songs together. Ridiculous.

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.