I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
A real punk is punk on the inside.
Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.
Writing music and lyrics that mean something personal to me. It's an exciting, intense, cathartic, this-is-who-I-am experience.