Ideas are really what interest me in producing a band, if I can bring something productive to the project.

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.

From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when you're in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly.

It usually happens spur of the moment, like when I broke up My Chemical Romance, it was just that day that I decided it was time for them to be done. And people were very upset about it so I have to choose my next victims carefully.

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

If something is wrong with you, hate someone else for it

There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.