The biggest lies we save for ourselves.

She'll never love you better than she loves her own children.

It's an irony of our times that men seeking peace must make war.

Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.

Anything that you cannot sacrifice pins you. Makes you predictable, makes you weak.

You can't grow if you're constantly defined by this collection of frozen moments that you keep returning to. And if you can't grow, you're not alive.

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.