When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.

Bolton are an established team in the Premiership these days and well respected by the other sides.

The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.

Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries.

My feeling is unless they've somebody lined up and they are convinced he is going to be better than Brian, I think their decision has been made in haste.

He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.

Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he's quickly running out of legs.