He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.
England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.
Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis.
Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that.
Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.