I thought of myself as kind of an anarchist all my whole adult life, from the days when I was 15 or 16.

People really want to believe that there is no fiction. I think they find it much easier to imagine that novelists are writing memoirs, writing about their lives, because it's difficult to conceive that there's a great imaginary life in which you can participate.

Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

I can tell from about 20 yards away when someone has a manuscript for me. I can just tell - they have that look.

Yo! You’re my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I’d have asked for it, Motherfucker!

I guess I can picture things once they're done - I just can't picture actually doing them.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.