I can tell from about 20 yards away when someone has a manuscript for me. I can just tell - they have that look.

I always thought of my work as being animated by a spirit of unhinged generosity.

People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning out this fluid, the prostate gland producing an alkaline solution. It's like having five iron chefs in your crotch working to cook up this stuff.

Yo! You’re my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I’d have asked for it, Motherfucker!

I'm fascinated with video games, though I can't really play them. It's definitely an art form that intrigues me to no end, though.

One of the things that struck me as unique about Hollywood is that I never had bad meetings. There were all enthusiastic, but meaninglessly enthusiastic.

I guess I can picture things once they're done - I just can't picture actually doing them.