Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.
Mark LeynerI'm in that very preliminary stage of wondering how exactly to "pressurize" the novel in some way I've never considered before.
Mark LeynerYou are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.
Mark LeynerMy relationship with my readers is somewhat theatrical. One of the main things I try to do in my work is delight my readers.
Mark Leyner