I dont walk around chuckling all the time. My outlook is very bleak. Its worse than bleak, its apocalyptic.
Mark LeynerYou are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.
Mark LeynerMy relationship with my readers is somewhat theatrical. One of the main things I try to do in my work is delight my readers.
Mark Leyner