Everyone has a bad hair day; the trick is not to have one on picture day.
A definition of faith: everything will be alright by God's standards, maybe not ours, but by His for sure.
Trying to coach kindergarteners in soccer is like trying to herd cats.
No matter how much tarnish you think is on the tabernacle of your heart, you still shine because of God's love.
God is to creation as silence is to sound.
You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.